freshprinceofbeleriand:

instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:

• ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
• making out in the pantry
• gordon ramsay
• sexual tension at the fish station
• unfriendly competition
• gordon ramsay
• s a b o t a g e
• if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
• if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
• think of the possibilities this presents
• !!!!!
• gordon ramsay

hallodean:

another au list for ur consideration

• police detective and snarky forensics expert au
• ‘we’re standing outside of our apartment building in the cold at 3am and i’ll loan you my jacket while strategically avoiding the fact that we’re out here because i can’t make scrambled eggs without screwing up’ au
• ballet au
• firefighter au
• 'we’re best friends but that shirt you borrowed from me looks really good on you. like really really good’ au
• we’re both working at the boardwalk over the summer au
• asTRONAUTS AU
• alternatively astronaut + alien au
• 'you’re my best friend’s sibling and also three years older than me but you’re super attractive’ au
• 'hey i overheard you talking about my fave band do you wanna come to my house and lay on the floor while listening to their entire discography and maybe spend the rest of our lives together idk just a thought’ au
• high school band and choir teachers au
• ART STUDENT AU
• scratch that any kind of artist au

lunarfairytales:

Only leave me my death — let me hold this one thing sacred and unmolested and secret — and I will serve you a meal myself, served on a platter of all the world’s bounty. Only do not leave me, swear that you will never leave me, and no empress will stand higher. 

— Catherynne M. Valente, Deathless

Vampire Academy AU, in which Christian becomes a strigoi.